GOOD BYE HIPSTER HAIR!!! by Derek

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I've always had a beautiful long soft quiff hair style with the sides Closely cut... like about a #3. One day I was driving past this old barbershop and I had thought to myself that it was time for a cut. I walked in and there was one boy ahead of me. He was getting a nice close summer cut. I thought to my self, I should just buzz it all off. The barber was an old man who seemed to be enjoying his job. When it was my turn I was studdering slightly til I just said "BUZZ CUT". I said a 1 on the sides and a 1.5 on top. He looked very happy. And jokingly said someond is way over due for a buzz, and ran his fingers through my soon to be shorn quiff.Then he switched on the loud oster 76s, Without hesitation he took a gigantic clump off right down the middle.The soft bown hair was on the cape. And laughed to himself "short enough buddy, cause I can give you a zero job if you like" I couldn't even speak. Less than a min later the top part of my once long quiff was 1/8 inch stubble. Then he started with the sides sheering them off. I became rock har when I saw my ears stick out. I HAD A DOME. there was no longer hair, just a short buzz. My preppy boy long was gone in 2 minutes. The barber trimmed up the sides and back and said now you have a real man's haircut, then rubbed my dome for goodluck. He said Ill see you in 2 weeks to buzz it back down. I paid him and left and never grew my hair out ever again. Buzzz for life

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