Karl cut 4 by Andrew Cluer..

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Type your story here...Ramone had just emailed Andrew to ask if he could bring along his range of demountable picture frames, because he and Karl were due to have two important visitors, that very evening. Eager to oblige, Andrew promptly made his way down to the salon, where he unloaded the
gear out of his especially-designed mobile picture studio that he traded out of. There was prominent signage announcing "Cluer`s Corner": Right Price Instant Picture-framing service. Ramone was a great help carrying the frames upstairs to his rather smart flat, that had a view out over some superior-looking Victorian Tenements. Karl was curled up in a capacious, suave -looking Italian leather and chrome arm chair ; his bald head shining rather fetchingly, under a designer standard lamp. He announced that" it had been rather a demanding day for them both, what with keeping up with the steady queue of eager-to-be shorn students from St Baldricks. Local lads had now begun to flock to the revamped salon, following this trend-setting- fashionable -must-have- Karl- Cut- Look ! We are very pleased with what has happened since you came to the salon, Andrew. you must be a modern-day "Piper of Hamelin"." Andrew laughed whole- heartedly, saying "May be I am, Karl, but I am pleased that everything is successfully taking off, in such distinctive Style." Karl and Ramone proceeded to admire the frames that Andrew had on offer. "these certainly will do the trick; Andrew. definitely what we both wanted."
Ramone then proudly-produced a folio of glossy Studio Photos. "These need to be displayed in a forthcoming Outer Fringe Exhibition";"The
chosen theme is "Men, from Bellini to Rodin". This will be an exhibition with rather an erotic twist to it", he added , with a somewhat twinkle of mischief in his smiling brown eyes. "Tell me more, my friend", said Andrew , enthusiastically. "Is it based on the classical poses of statues ?"It most certainly is, but nobody has ever seen anything quite like this before", mused Ramone, somewhat dreamily. "Let me explain what this is all about, so you will fully understand our involvement at this rather important time for us. These are pictures taken of my good friends, The Venturian Twins. They are absolutely identical, and it is very difficult to know which one that you are talking to. They have a mysterious aura about them, and they probably are the most handsomest of any men that are likely to be currently seen in the world today; this is my humble opinion. They originally were trained as ballet dancers, in Bulgaria. I will say no more about them for now, but they will be coming here tonight, in order to inspect your picture frames, Andrew. Now drink your coffee before I show these amazing photos of them posing rather seductively. Peter Berlin is the only man that could approach their kind of sex appeal. Are you familiar with his photographic work ?" "I must say that he was the most exciting of photographers that I have come across, so far ", chipped in Karl," but Andrew, prepare now to be amazed, as you might choke on your coffee." "Karl is quite right to warn you, Andrew. The impact on the eye is quite something to behold " said Ramone, rather emphatically. Andrew could sense the rising excitement in Ramone1s voice as he opened the folio. At first, the figures appeared to be real statues, then he perceived that the totally-naked bodies were covered in bronze make up. They were closely-entwined, as in Rodin`s famous Composition that is known as "The Kiss." However, there was nothing distasteful about what he saw, or come to that, anything that he viewed subsequently. It all amounted to total , rather breath-taking Male Beauty.
"These are sensational, Ramone, this exhibition will be a sell-out", said Andrew. "I must tell you", continued Ramone, rather huskily, that Ivor and
Aaron strongly believe in male emancipation, when it comes to wearing the most-erotic-ever eye-catching clothes. Ballet work is only sporadic these days, and as true Armenians as they are, they quite naturally think commercially. They are not ashamed to be Go-G0 Dancers, and have made quite a bundle of money on the Male Striptease Circuit. Let us point out that they always wear masks so that they will not be facially-recognised, but frankly, nobody could ever forget what they have both got between their legs. Rudolf Nureyev definitely has true successors in this department". Andrew began to blush at this point, but Ramone went on to reassure him : "These young men are completely uninhibited. In their private life, they are very much into themselves, and could never be separated, as can often be the case with identical twins. Let me say ,in their defence, that they truly love each other , and I found the video that they made about the Male Kama Sutra, under their new Label, " Venturian Entertainment" something that I would not regard as porn. Don`t get flustered, Andrew, you are safe enough, as they both never intend to go with other men; they are not promiscuous.
At that precise moment, the shop doorbell rang, and Ramone went downstairs to greet his visitors. Andrew and Karl heard a babble of excited voices, before Ivor and Aaron came scampering upstairs; what an entrance they made ! Andrew`s eyes opened wide when he saw those foreign-looking Armenian Twins appear at the lounge door. They were at least six foot eight inches tall, with the longest legs and torsos that he had ever seen. Ramone was right, you could not tell them apart, but, nevertheless they cordially introduced themselves. They were wearing very long trench coats that touched the floor; there were, however very high slits up the both sides, displaying their leather thigh boots, with turned-down tops. Silver toe caps sparkled in the white light.
They had olive-coloured skin, high facial cheekbones, and the most amazing piercing, gypsy-like green and hazel marled eyes that he had ever seen.
It was noticeable that they did use a hint of eye liner, in order to accentuate their long upward-curling eye lashes. but in no way did this take away from their raw masculinity. Ivor and Aaron greeted Karl most enthusiastically, saying , "the last time that we were both here, you were allowing
Karl to remove your rainbow-coloured South- Side Fade..." Karl laughed, and gave them an excellent repartee : "I had just dispensed with my Dutch Boy Fringe. after a holiday in Germany. You will remember that at that particular time, I was very much into Peter Berlin Clothing, but wanted to experiment with haircuts like most students do, when they are away from home." "We did appreciate the raunchiness of what you were almost wearing, Karl," said Aaron. "Don`t think that we did not notice ! We want Men to always feel good, by dressing to please themselves, just as women do. by depicting ultra-sexy clothing,Tom of Finland and your Peter Berlin certainly opened up the way for the likes of us. consequently, there is now some amazing Fetish wear on the market, so we design our own garments." Let me now take your coats", cooly-remarked Ramone. "We need to get down to business! " Andrew`s jaw dropped as the glamorous twins divested themselves of the trench coats. Above their thigh boots , they were wearing the finest of transparent mesh tights, that successfully showcased their simply-amazing thighs. The very short black leather cod piece short shorts
accentuated the firm contours contours of their magnificent bubble butts. Their chocolate-brown nates were pushing the mesh of their tight vests,
outward like Methodist Chapel Coat Pegs; the lighter coloured skin that surrounded them, made this crowning highlight of their well-toned torsos,
most noticeable. In addition to long leather armlets, they sported black leather bow ties, which accentuated their sculpted Adam`s Apples. long Raven Blue-Black ringlets cascaded over their broad manly shoulders. Andrew caught an intoxicating whiff of sweated leather, and undiluted Pine Essence, mixed with post-dancing pheromones ." We have brought along with us, a pair of long black Russian Shirts with broad leather belts with silver buckles, for what you had in mind for us , Ramone. But allow us, for comfort`s sake, to remove our codpiece shorts, because they are chaffing us both, somewhat, after our recent show." "Go right ahead", said Ramone, in a teasing voice.. "do make yourselves comfortable..." Ivor and Aaron promptly got up and donned the long shirts, buckled up, then let the codpiece shorts and leather-weighted cock rings slither to the floor. "Wow", exclaimed Karl. "Those so -short-shorts and cock rings are really hot. very eye-catching, I must say; they certainly have the "Must- Have Factor." Aaron then informed him : "Because we know every fold of the skin around our nether regions, Karl, we have these especially made for us, so that they fit where they touch. We demand the thinnest leather skins, that can give maximum stretch. We feel very strongly that the current market is not catering for tall men like ourselves, and are ignoring the long leg and long torso factor, so are not catering for the men with larger assets... We will be soon launching a large size "Bubble Butt Range" very soon. Our diaphanous chaps are a real pleasure to wear in private, I may add." Andrew has just seen your Exhibition photos, and the price is right for the picture frames; even the out size ones, let me reassure you", said Ramone, most emphatically. The twins slowly nodded their heads. "Andrew, as you can see by his gorgeous close-shaven egg-shaped head , has agreed to play an important part in The Karl Cut Campaign to raise money for Cancer Research. Let me tell you, Karl and Andrew, that both Ivor and Aaron were avidly - admiring that splendid photo downstairs of the great Yul Bryner.
They have great respect for him and his achievements. They also applaud the work of his son Rock, who had the difficult job of compiling his late father`s biography. They are so glad to hear that Rock and Yul are still being feted in Russia, and that a statue of Yul has been erected in his home town.
Now they so want to participate as Cossacks in a re enactment of the time that Yul, sensationally severed his pigtail in Taras Bulba. On the anniversary of his death on the eleventh of October 1985, they would like to inaugurate a Yul Bryner Day, with the full permission of the Family, and obviously the film company. the Twins will gladly loose all their locks for the world-wide cause for raising money for Cancer Research. We would display top quality pictures of this happening in the salon, and place the severed pigtails in Andrew`s best picture frames, either side of Yul`s portrait. There will be nothing quite like this homage elsewhere in the world.". "We cannot think of anything better", exclaimed The Twins." This Karl cut Promotion is totally original, Ramone. We are most eager to support you, so roll on Yul Bryner Day. We are meantime contributing all the takings from today`s show to you, now, Ramone. So can we both now enjoy shaving Andrew and Karl`s heads to celebrate!! We would like you to play The "Gypsy & I" record of Yul singing to guitar accompaniment while we are attending to them" "Be my guest," said Ramone." Let us all go downstairs now, and because we now have two chairs lined up in the salon, you will not have to get impatient, awaiting your turn".. We are so looking forward to brandishing our swords, which will mean the complete severing of our plaited pigtails", enthused The Twins.....

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