Karl cut 5 by Andrew Cluer

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Type your story here...Andrew worked hard to meet the deadline for the opening of the exhibition, and willingly helped Ramone, karl and The Venturian Twins with the picture hang. the gallery that they were hiring, had balconies on four sides; there was also an overhead skylight, which could be accessed and opened for aerial photography. "You do realise that we will be doing the Rodin pose at set times throughout the day, to raise more money for cancer research", Aaron informed them. However, we will need this event to have got a good deal more excitement to it, that will attract the punters." "Let me think now for a really good additional idea, as he scratched his bald head. Andrew, who had overheard this conversation came forward, and suggested that as the St. Baldricks students would soon be returning back to America, they would all, most likely, want to be involved in further publicity, and in that way, The Venturian Twins could literally kill two birds with one stone !"A very good idea, Andrew" exclaimed Ramone, enthusiastically. "It would be a good move if we could have them all kneeling around "The Rodin Kiss", and take an aerial photo , clearly showing a myriad of bald heads !" " We must make sure that they are all gleaming with Baby Oil", said Karl. "We must be practical at all times, where The Karl Cut image is concerned. This could be all about stunning photography, and this should be arranged for the last day that they all receive a Karl cut." "This is getting hotter by the minute", said Aaron.His brother then suggested that they could both pose for a fee, if Life Drawing Classes could be arranged. "Now Ivor, that would also be a money spinner, and rather fun, as we know how much we like to preen ourselves as red-blooded Men! "
" I really now think that some more relevant pictures could be added to the exhibition as it proceeds, because life drawing classes are readily-accepted by The Art Establishment", said Ramone."AS we have all seen, you would both make stunning-looking models, Ivor and Aaron."Thanks for that vote of confidence in us, Ramone ! ", chorused The Twins....Ramone promptly went away to the Same Day Printers and got fliers printed up for the information of his clients, the St. Baldrick`s Students, and Karl distributed them . He reported, somewhat breathlessly, back to Ramone, that the flier had received a very enthusiastic reception, because they could not wait to get their last Karl Cuts !"Right, said Ramone, now it is time to get an eye-catching poster printed, and we must set a firm date for this event. I know that The Gallery is for hire this coming Saturday, and if we hurry, the exhibition can open then. The St. Baldricks Students will be pleased, no doubt, to all receive their Karl cuts on Friday. If we work hard, between us,we could easily attend to two hundred heads in a day, with an appointment system. I will contact the Team leader immediately." We should now order more frames and hire a professional photographer 2, added Andrew. "Go ahead and arrange this for us", Ramone requested. "We will gladly pay his fees" said Ivor and Aaron. Andrew informed them that he knew a chap who had just received an award for his black and white photography." He deploys light in the manner of a modern-day Rembrandt. his aerial views from the skylight would be very punchy indeed. He would be able to highlight your Raven, blue-black ringlets, contrasted with the sea of bald heads sported by all those virile young men kneeling humbly in front of you." Ramone
ventured the opinion that the visual effect would be simply electric, and,he added, " moreover, most tastefully-artistic.as it all adds up to "Rodin`s Kiss", and does not take away from the beautiful concept in any way. after all said and done, women and men kiss, as well as men do with men. "But, let me emphasize the fact that in no way is this presentation about Gay rights", said Aaron."Ivor and I are not part of that scene, as you both know for sure, Karl and Ramone. We now think that Andrew also appreciates this fact" Andrew nodded his head in affirmation of this fact. "What picture do you now want to select as the poster ? Andrew quietly asked The Twins. He got a rather unexpected reply from Aaron. "You three men cannot bear now, to have the stubbly feeling of any hair on your heads. the same applies to our bodies. I can frankly tell you that we have the overpowering need to shave every hair off each other1s bodies in all the intimate places, back and front, when we get up and shower every morning. De-piling, for us is a way of life." "You really are liberated", exclaimed Karl enthusiastically. "But how will you feel when you loose those ringlets on Yul bryner day? "Exhilarated !" they replied. "Now that is a true "Bald statement", if I ever heard one" laughed Ramone." I can tell you that many men, once they are sitting in my chair, and I have them totally in my power, talk most engagingly about having a Karl Cut; they tend to be nervous at first, and some like to take it in stages so that they can relish the experience . But you are both the most confident men that I have ever known. now let us know what your choice of poster photo would be.."

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