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Karl Cut 6 by Andrew Cluer
Type your story here..."I think that the back-to-back Bellini pose that we did, shows how innovative we strive to be when approaching the subject of Live Sculpture, but we neglected to include Michael Angelo`s " David" exclaimed Aaron:-" Oh what fools we have been; we need to rectify this immediately, because he is instantly recognisable." Why not get the photographer to take this Back-to back pose in a hall of mirrors", suggested Andrew. There is one that is owned by some Fairground Proprietors that I know. They happen to be in the city at this very moment, and would, without doubt help us. The place has a great "Spit and sawdust" atmosphere about it." "This exhibition gets more inspired by the minute", cried The Twins." "It would be really Narcissic for us to see our smooth naked bodies disappearing into Infinity... You really are a good Ideas Merchant, Andrew, so let`s get going, right now ! " Everything fell into place as Andrew had planned, and the Double David Bronze pose worked better than they ever could have imagined. In fact, The Venturian Twins had more male beauty about them... Ramone and Karl were astounded that even David could be upstaged... The photographer was also pleased, so the image went to the poster makers shop immediately .Andrew elected to be the Twins` Press Officer, and they both readily agreed. Newspaper reporters were then approached. They had already received some good feedback about The Karl Cut Cancer campaign, and promised to attend the St. Baldrick`s Friday Karl Cutting Session, and certainly they would be at the opening of The Exhibition, the following day.
They were shown a mock-up of The Double David poster. Enquiries were already coming in from all quarters, and without doubt, the cash tills would soon be ringing for Cancer Relief. The Television Studio enthused about the opportunity on Friday, to film the students getting shaved in the salon, and they asked permission also to be there at the opening of the exhibition. They said that it would make sensational footage , as far as they were concerned. They were told about the up and coming Yul Bryner day, that would follow the exhibition. They predicted that it might make World Coverage.
The Friday Karl Cut itself, was a special occasion, filled with good humour and banter. Ramone and Karl excelled themselves as Showman Barbers. The Team Leader of St. Baldricks said that this certainly was an experience that none of them would ever forget. He suggested that the students should get tee shirts similar to what Ramone and Karl wore. If the name "Karl Cut for Cancer" were emblazoned on the chest, he felt that this would add impetus to the campaign, as everybody in the world wanted to find a cure for cancer. He would email a list of chest sizes to the Manufacturer , so that he could obtain a quote. He also assured Ramone and Karl that there was already plenty of Baby Oil for the photo shoot next day. He had thought ahead, and bought up the local chemist`s supply.. everybody`s head really would be gleaming on the Big Day ! !Ramone invited Karl and Andrew for a late News Bulletin on Television.By coincidence, the News Caster was himself bald, and enthusiastically advocated the Public`s support for the Karl Cut Cancer Campaign!
There followed some really good footage of the shave Off highlights, and the background music of Yul singing gypsy music really came over well. The Bulletin ended rather appropriately with a close-up of those magnetic Yul Bryner eyes...."We three will need the smoothest shave of our lives , early
tomorrow morning " said Ramone." I suggest that you both stay over night so that we can get going with our own Karl Cuts early in the morning. We really must look extremely slick, without a hair in sight; there is plenty of hot coffee in the percolator. Excuse me just now, as I must see to some
urgent emails..Karl and Andrew chatted for a while. They had become good friends. Eventually, they happily dozed off to sleep in the comfortable arm chairs. Ramone gently tapped them on the shoulders at 6 am. He had made a hearty breakfast for them, but had been up most of the night, working hard, because he could not believe how fast things were taking off. The Head of Cancer Research UK ,had informed him that with the cash that Ramone had recently sent them, he was now able to commission Botanists to go searching for hitherto unidentified herbs and plants that might provide the cure. He had been in touch with The Seed Bank at Wakehurst Place in Mid Sussex, and they were most supportive. After they had eaten, Ramone and Karl changed into newly pressed tee shirts, and donned their leather trousers and winkle pickers. To his surprise, Ramone handed Andrew exactly the same gear for him. "This is by way of thanking you, Andrew. please put them on, and let`s see you changed into a new man. "Andrew took off his old clothes and tried the outfit on ."This has now given you the young-looking image that you deserve, Andrew. Now come and enjoy your morning shave with us." The Exhibition room was available fom 8 o`clock onwards, so they were all able to put the finishing touches, "The Gypsy & I" music had been transferred to a CD, so it could be played easily, throughout the exhibition. Ramone had arranged for the rather flamboyant Town Crier to stand in the entrance hall, to ring his bell, and make necessary announcements. To add to the excitement, at 9 am ,Reporters, Television Crew. as well as the St. Baldricks Contingent arrived. The students were all identically dressed in black, and their shaven heads were really gleaming under the blue and purple lighting. Not long after that, the Venturian Twins, appeared wearing dressing gowns, which they promptly removed just as they got into The Rodin`s Kiss position. They really did look stunning in their bronze colour make up. All augured well, and with their private photographer in attendance, so now, they were all now ready for the photo shoot. The photographer made sure that everyone was positioned appropriately, and there was a hush, as they all kneeled down. Several frames were taken from the skylight, before the photographer was fully satisfied that he had hit the jackpot. He later took another publicity photo with Andrew, Ramone and Karl also kneeling before the naked Venturian Twins in their Double David pose. Everybody who later saw this exciting photo judged it simply to be a knock out...The TV camera Crew were on board for both photo shoots, and the people who visited the exhibition that day, went away, totally amazed. All the framed photographs were sold immediately to an anonymous private buyer, and the News coverage that evening ,spoke about "The Sensational Efforts" to raise money for Cancer Research. They
also publicised the forthcoming life drawing classes, when The Twins would be posing in their Cossack Outfits, prior to loosing their Raven-Black locks on the fast-approaching Yul Bryner Day.
