The Haircut Story Site

Questionnaire by Random Gay Dude

Hey!
So I thought maybe it'd be fun to provide a list of questions and see what the responses are! Obviously, you don't have to answer all of them, but I think it's fun to see how varied the responses are~

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1. What's your hair like at the moment? (length, style, texture, etc.)

2. If you could get any haircut, what would it be? No judgements by anyone, you could any cut you desired~

3. You have a bet with your friend, and whoever wins gets to cut the other's hair however they please. You end up winning and your friend's all caped up in your room. He has long tresses of hair that reach his shoulder blades, and you see him eyeing his locks in the mirror. You know how much he loves his hair and how upset he'd be to see his locks on the floor. How much hair do you decide to cut off, if any?

4. What do you consider to be too long for men's hair? Unless, you don't think there's a limit~

5. What do you find to be the most entailing part of your haircut process?

6. How often do you get a haircut?

7. Have you ever drastically changed your hairstyle? If so, you can describe what happened~

8. Do you cut your own hair or let a professional/anyone else do it?

9. What's your opinion on bangs? Straight, sideswept, whatever~

10. If you could shave any celebrity's head, who would you choose?

11. How did you discover this website?

12. Finally, imagine you've just bought a set of clippers. You have hair to your shoulders in thick tresses, and you feel like you want a change. Though, you're scared of how you'll look afterwards. Do you decide to give into your desire and cut your hair? Do you decide to drop your will? Do you just give yourself a normal haircut?

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Here are my answers to these questions ^^

1. My hair is extremely dark brown, seems black. It's quite thick and wavy, and it's more on the medium side on top and fairly short on the back. Purely scissors are used everywhere aside from cleaning up the edges, and I have sideswept bangs covering my forhead.

2. I'd settle for a buzz cut, I'd love the sensation of clippers plowing through my hair and watching sheaves of black locks falling to the cape. Though, that's just me~
I'd also settle for a short back and sides, slicked back on top.

3. I'd give him a shoulder-length cut. I'm a big softie, so I'd never give him such a drastic cut, but I'd still love to use my limited power to some effect. Having the scissors scrunch through his locks would be satisfying without being too devestating.

4. I don't think there's a limit to hair length. It really depends on what you're comfortable with, you shouldn't be ridiculed for having long hair as a man or short hair as a woman since appaearance doesn't dictate personality ♡

5. believe it or not, I always find the most thrill in the process of spraying my hair. Water spritzing against my locks, the comb pushing back my overdue hair while getting thicker and more dense, it's really quite a feeling.

6. I get my hair trimmed every 2 or 3 months~

7. Sort of? There was this one time where my barber forgot to cut the front of my hair, and I basically fell in love with my bangs, so I grew it out from my normal clipper cut to my current style~

8. I have a barber that cuts my hair.

9. I think that bangs are totally cool! Straight hair tends to work better with straight bangs and wavy works better with sideswept, though it's a matter of preference, really. I'm more attracted to guys with longer hair though, so that affects my opinion,,

10. John Krasinski. I don't know why, I just think he'd look great with a buzz cut, plus his hair would be fun to mess with.

11. I just looked online through male haircut stories and found my way to here~

12. I'd drop my will to cut my hair, I'm not a brave person whatsoever •~•

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And yeah, that's it! Have any story ideas you'd like me to write? Leave them in the comments and I'll see what I can do~

Comments
1. Long, past shoulders, its dark brown and little wavy and messy.

2. I dont want any haircut.

3. Would just give him a trimm.

4. Never its too long, its a personal choice.

5. Maybe wash the hair during the process.

6. Almost never.

7. I shaved my head once, because dad ruined my hair(my hair was short, i dont remember the style). I went home and told my mom that I wouldn't go to school with that ridiculous haircut(it was shaved on the nape and sides, and long on the top). So my mom took me to a nearby salon, and there I shaved my head, it was good and I liked the result, but I was still ashamed of my buzzcut.

8. Cut my own hair.

9- Well, its nice.

10. Anyone.

11. Some fantasies brought me here.

12. I dont know, if i have a girl or someone else with me, i would ask her to do it for me, or not, i want and i dont want it at the same time.
by Joewenn84 on 20 Sep 2020
1. Headshaved.
2. No change. If I was not naturally bald, either I would be headshaved or I would slick the top and fade back and sides.
3. I let him chose between headshave and a chest wax.
4. For handsome men, there's no limit. For others, I prefer short hair.
5. I like the shaving brush lathering shave cream on my scalp. i also like the straight razor against the grain on my nape.
6. Never more than 10 days between two headshaves but I can shave daily and even twice a day if it's my mood.
7. The first time I shaved my head, I didn't like the result and let my hair grow back. i shaved it again a few years later.
8. I shave my own head but I sometimes go to a barbershop, jsut for the pleasure.
9. No opinion on bangs.
10. I want to shave all balding heads with combovers;
11. I don't remember. Probably a query on ythe word 'haircut'
12. I first would shave back and sides and the decide to go on or not.

by hairycueball on 31 Oct 2018
1.Flattop 2.flattop 3.I would take him to barbershop and then tell the barber to make him look like he's in military school 4.over the ears 5.when he turns on those "Oster" clippers 6.in summer every 2wks winter every 3wks 7.no 8.never always the "Barber" 9.no opinion 10. hate the shaved look 11.been here too long to remember 12.haircutting is an art AND I would not even try it without ANY prior lessons...
by JOHN on 20 Aug 2018
1. Totally shaved back and sides, high fade, #1 on top.

2. Totally shaved with a #0.5 mohawk down the middle.

3. Shave it all off - a bet's a bet.

4. Anything that parts.

5. When the barber lathers the sides and back of my head prior to shaving.

6. Every 2 - 4 weeks depending on work commitments.

7. Grown it long(er) in the past then had it all shaved off.

8. Always a barber.

9. Personally don't like them.

10. Beckham.

11. Just surfing around.

12. My normal haircut is to shave (virtually) all my hair anyway so no issue with doing this. (Would prefer someone else to do it rather than myself though).

by Mark on 17 Aug 2018
1.I'm lucky I have good hair. Brown, straight, thick, soft and shiny. Just about to my shoulders in the back. The top is all one long length from the front to the back
2.I have the hair cut I want, so I wouldn't change it.
3.I would not cut his hair. I might trim his sideburns and trim the short stray hairs on his neck under his long hair. I would tease him and show him the scissors and clippers and
would enjoy hearing him beg me not to cut his hair.
4.Any length of hair on a guy is ok. It's his hair and he should be able to wear it the way he wants to wear it.
5.I love sitting in the barber chair with my hair all combed down over my face and knowing that other guys are watching and looking at my hair while they wonder if it will all be
cut off. I love to let my barber play with my hair.
6.I go every 4-6 weeks to have it evened up.
7.It has been short before, but current long length is my favorite.
8.I have a favorite barber who knows how I like it long and he also likes it long
9.I like all kinds of bangs. The longer the better.
10. Probably Tom Cruise if he had his hair long. I would take it nice and slow but would remove all his hair
11.Stumbled on this site about 6 months ago
12.No I would not cut my hair. Took too long to get it to its current length. But the thought of a forced short haircut does give me a raging hard-on.

I enjoy the site and reading about all the haircuts. Does make me sad when the guys loose all their nice long hair. Yes, I have a long hair fetish

by Chris Z. on 16 Aug 2018
1. Brown, about an inch long, grown out from a head shave about a month ago.
2. Keep it shaved or a short Mohawk.
3.If he really loved it that much, then I wouldnt cut much off, unless he said he'd be ok with anything.
4. As long as he likes it, no such thing as too long.
5. Like when I barber feels my head searching for stubble to remove, and feeling a hand rub the shaved area.
6. AS often as I can, usually about once a month
7.Many times, most dramatic was going from mid back length to tapered and buzzed. Barber (stylist actually) didnt want to do it at first.
8.Prefer a barber, have done it myself.
9. Not for me
10.Justin Beiber, just to make him grow up.
11. Been coming here for years, I cant remember.
12. Done it before, probably do it again.
by Jason on 15 Aug 2018
1. Brown hair, a number two on the sides with a mohawk about three inches high. It's on the thicker and straighter side at this length and I can usually get it to stick up without any help.

2. I definitely like my mohawk, but probably a buzz cut. Solid number one all over.

3. Ehh probably just cut it a ways shorter. Nothing higher than the neck, though. Though if I was on the receiving end I'd be hoping the opposite!

4. No preference.

5. That first cut when you know that whatever choice you made there's absolutely no going back now.

6. I try and touch it up myself when it gets weird, but otherwise every other month.

7. Yep. Didn't get a haircut for about three years once when I was younger and it was down to my shoulder blades. My friend and I got military style high-n-tights before going back to school on a joint dare.

8. I do touch ups, and a pro does the hard stuff.

9. Neutral. Used to have them, could take or leave.

10. No idea, haha.

11. On accident by way of Google. A very happy accident...

12. I'd probably start slow. Hack off the longest parts and gradually go shorter and shorter until I either thought it looked good enough or couldn't take it any longer and went all the way.
by tr3vr on 13 Aug 2018
1. Thick and coarse, horseshoe flattop with shaved sides, back and landing strip.

2. I would probably just stick with what I have.

3. He would definitely be getting a mohawk.

4. If you can part it, it’s too long.

5. The feel and sound of the clippers starting to take off the hair.

6. Roughly every three weeks, give or take.

7. I shaved my head about 40 years ago, so yes, that was a drastic change and kept it that way for about 30 years.

8. I go to a barbers (though when I was shaving my head I did that myself).

9. If you have bangs then your hair is too long.

10. Chris Hemsworth.

11. Found it by searching for it.

12. Would shave my head in a heartbeat.

by Daire on 12 Aug 2018
1. It's black, thick, and wavy. It's in a side part with the top longer and sides and back buzzed. It's the hairstyle that every guy seems to have nowadays. It's quite easy to maintain, though, and I think that's why I like it so much. I don't use any product on it, for I am but a simple man. No fuss, no muss.

2. I would shave my head to the skin. I want to know what it feels like, but I'm not a brave man to actually do it. I think I would end up rubbing it every second of every day though, so maybe it's for the best! The visions that run hot through my head will have to do for now.

3. Realistically, I wouldn't, and couldn't, cut that much of his hair off. He loves it, and I feel like I would be betraying him by doing so. It doesn't mean that I wouldn't dream on clipping his hair down to a zero. Then I would shave him, with the grain first, and then against the grain. I would shave him until there's not a hair left on his head for me to shave.

4. I've found that I've been attracted to men with hair up to their shoulders who could damn well pull it off, so I can't really say.

5. I also enjoy having my hair sprayed at the barber. It's refreshing. Then again, I do enjoy having my hair blow-dried, too.

6. I get my hair cut once every two-ish, three-ish months? I might go longer if I feel lazy, though.

7. For a good part of my life, I never cared for my hair.
Then I got my hair cut into one of the "trendy" hairstyles I see guys with two-ish years ago -- a style not unlike the one that I have right now. I got a lot of compliments. I grew quite fond of it, too, so I could never go back.

8. Barber.

9. I like bangs. I'm a side-swept kind of guy myself.

10. I can give you a hint; I'm very much into redheads, and there's this one model who I think would look ever so studly with a bald head.

11. I have a kink for bald heads, and I'm particularly fond of men, so I found this. I find something I like, I check it out. I've been here ever since.

12. I couldn't. I mean I would, though, but I don't know how the people I know would react. That scares me. That being said, this is a ridiculous thought that runs through my head, but I think I would be willing to move to a different city to shave my head if it came to that. Otherwise, I would go for a Yul Brynner hairstyle, or a lack thereof.
by Jędrzej on 11 Aug 2018
1. Short on sides but few weeks grown in, longer on top. I have a Tommy Shelby cut tbh

2. Flattop, whitewall sides, no landing strip. #1 on top

3. Jardhead for the friend

4. No limit, depends on the person though. Sometimes long on a guy doesn’t always work

5. The beginning of the fade

6. Every month, almost on point

7. When I was 16 I finally decided to get a buzzcut, was only a 3 ½ all around but was still bold for me with my longish hair. I wanted to wait till after school ended that year, but my dad scheduled our haircuts for the Saturday morning right before the last week. Still went forward with what I had been dreaming about, but then the consequence of going back to school and everyone seeing me shorn.

8. I go to a barber

9. Depends on the person, with my current haircut its windswept I guess you could say

10. Almost sort of obvious, but David Beckham. Then he could do me

11. Somehow found it through surfing the web, I was always into haircut videos on YouTube and Tumblr when I was in high school

12. Normal haircut just to start. I have barber blood in me from my great grandfather but it would be a very plain haircut I’d have to give myself. I truly prefer seeing a professional, I like being under that cape.

by Joseph Murray on 10 Aug 2018
@Ray, I've read that you love to shave others' heads. I want you to imagine and tell me what would you do to my dark, wavy shoulder-length hair.
by E on 10 Aug 2018
1. Dark brown, thick and wavy, it reaches my shoulders.

2. I would love an induction cut or a number one all over, I'd love to feel the clippers and see and feel my hair coming off in mounds, with only stubble left behind with each pass.

3. I would probably only cut it to his shoulders if it's a good friend. However, if it I had been the one that lost, and was getting my hair cut off, I would be hoping him to have no mercy and buzz it all to bristles.

4. I think as long as it suits a guy and he can take care of it, it's okay.

5. The scissors snipping.

6. I don't keep track, about once every two months, maybe?

7. Not really.

8. I'm all about sideswept bangs, but I also love an unobstructed forehead with slicked back hair or no bangs at all.

9. I don't know.

10. I don't recall.

11. I don't know. But hell, if I bought them might as well use them, I would probably start with a number 4 if I'm scared and see where I go from there.

12. Any story ideas? I would love to see your take on a long haired guy getting a very short buzz
by E on 10 Aug 2018
1. Shaved head since 1999.

2. Nothing better than a smooth shaved head.

3. 00000 with balding Clippers

4. Anything over a #4 buzzcut.

5. Washing my head, then lathering it up!

6. Shave it about every couple days

7. Went to a shave in the spur of the moment while of vacation. I has a short crew cut, and just shave my head smooth on my first day of vacation. That was back in 1999.

8. If my hair gets too long for a razor, I clipped shave it. Then shave it smooth.

9. No to bangs

10. Not sure on this one

11. Been following the website for years

12. no hesitation. It would taken down in stages. Maybe to a mohawk...then to a fresh shaved head.

Just want to say that I love the look of a shaved head on a man. It is a hot look to have...and yes, I do love to shave other men's heads...
by Ray on 10 Aug 2018
1. It's a dark brown, wavy medium-thickness 8 inch mess on top and short on the sides. I typically get a #1/2 on the sides, and some scissors on top just to cut the dead ends and tidy up. I wear it back or to the side, depending on my mood.

2. This is a hard one. I would want a short French Crop. Or I'd also settle with a severely short back and sides with a slicked side part.

3. I would give him an undercut, leaving the top very long and the sides short, because I would feel bad to do anything else.

4. Whatever looks good on you.

5. When the barber firsts puts the clippers to your head is quite thrilling.

6. I get a haircut around every 1.5 months.

7. Last haircut, I asked to go shorter on the sides, not realizing that a 1/2 looks very different than a 0. Despite saying to use the 0 just towards the bottom, he brought it all the way up. It was not my best look. it was too drastic of a cut between the long top and barely there sides, not my type of cut.

8. A barber cuts my hair.

9. Bangs are great- sideswept, straight down, back...it all depends. However, I will always be jealous of straight haired guys.

10. I have no clue

11. Searched up male haircut stories, and ta-da, I'm here.

12. I wouldn't do it myself. Maybe it would make me want to go to a different barbershop and try to get the barber to give me a short all over haircut.
by Anon on 10 Aug 2018