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What Durr? A Haircut! by Clipper Rick

It was the winter of my 32nd year on planet Earth, and I was standing up with a cup of coffee waiting for a friend of mine to finish getting his hair cut up in a barber shop. It was the kind of barbershop with an old man and a smokin hot woman who done the hair for the younger clients.

Just as Bobby was finishing up in the chair, looking nice with his new slicked back perm, admiring himself in the screen of his phone, I hear the woman say "Hey you! You look like you could use a haircut! Come over here!"

I looked at her with confusion all over my face. "What do you mean there? A haircut? I just got my hairs cut!"

She mocked me: "what durrrr a haircut??? Haha I mean you need a better one. Come over here and sit for a second."

I have never been able to do anything to resist a pretty woman, so this was no different. My body went a little cold and I began to make my way across the floor of the barbering shop. When I got to the chair I obeyed her command and sit down right there. Before I kno it she’s putting a cape around me and asking if I ever had a real man’s haircut. I said I had not and she turned the chair away from the mirror.

"It will be a good surprise" she says and then I hear the clippers start up like a lawnmower my neighbor sits on to cut his grass on his property. Before I know it hair is flying everywhere and I am terrified I will look upon myself without any sooner rather than later. All of the sudden she’s done. She spins the chair around.

I WAS BALD!

Comments
Even though this was several years ago, if your still with us I hope you continue to write. I found that the majority of the negative critics have never and never plan to write a story and be judged themselves. I hope you have continued to write, I say this to you and anyone else that have been wrongfully judged by these rude tacky people who contribute nothing but empty words to try and tear a person down before they even begin.
by M DeMarlo on 16 Aug 2021
This was a good story. Yes, its short, but almost all of us write short the first time. You manage to tell a clever full story. Do not be put off. You had the brass ones to put you work out there. Good for you!
by Deke Cutter on 01 Dec 2018
Your story, your words. Tell it how you like. Thank you for contributing.
by Anon on 01 Dec 2018
If this really is a true story, I feel for you buddy. Don't give up writing either. Some of the hard core readers here can be hard to please at times. I have found that if I first write, edit and review my stories in a word document, I have more time to correct and embellish. I can't write and get it correct in a text. I also tend to be a bit long winded though.
by P.J. on 29 Nov 2018
Why do people have to be negative. It was short yes, but was fun. Sometimes we don’t want to read a lengthy story. If you don’t like something, why be rude. Just move on. Congrats Clipper Rick, I hope this has made you want to write more.
by BarberBen on 29 Nov 2018
I had spent just about three weeks to come up with this and I do not appreciate all of the negative word. Let you try out a writing before you tell someone they re bad at it. This is all true also.
by Clipper Rick on 28 Nov 2018
The mark of a no talent wannabe writer.
by Exnar on 27 Nov 2018
way to short and boring
by bald K on 27 Nov 2018
Yawn.
by NoDoz on 27 Nov 2018
What the hell did I just read?
by CurlyT on 27 Nov 2018