The Haircut Story Site

Jokes because why not plz be nice by Benjamin

I’ve had this hairstyle for a while : I think it’s starting to grow on me
I went to a fortune teller for a haircut : I got crystal bald
Haircuts are great : Because I did none of the work but get all the credit

This joke removed by editor after several compliants

One day the queen wanted a haircut but no one would do it why? Because god shave the queen
Hey dad who invented haircuts I don’t know but I’m sure it must be a barberian

How does a barber cut the suns hair eclipses it

Comments
The story make no sense at all John B is clueless defend the story at all
by Ed on 10 Mar 2021
GEE BEN; YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF CRITICS HERE--BUT WHEN YOU GO TO SEE WHAT STORIES THEY'VE WRITTEN NOT MANY HAVE ONE---ISN'T THAT RIGHT"STRAIT TALKER"!!!!!
by JOHN B. on 13 Dec 2020
Hey, Benjamin. Why not change your author name to Mo Ron? Then we'll know not to even bother reading this horses**t.
by StraitTalker on 28 Dec 2019
Let's not forget also antisemitic! Sorry clodhopper, "greedy jew" jokes don't fly in the 21st century. That's not nice at all, so why should anyone be nice to you?
by ritschratsch on 27 Dec 2019
Why be nice? Semi-literate garbage and not worth posting. Not a story. Not much of anything. Not going to be nice to someone posting garbage.
by CrapDEtector on 27 Dec 2019
Is that the best you can do, is post old jokes?

by M DeMarlo on 27 Dec 2019
This isn't even a story it's just a bunch of bad puns...
by Me on 26 Dec 2019
Can you just stop writing your terrible stories. They just waste space and make absolutely no sense.
by Buzz21 on 26 Dec 2019
Am I missing some sort of deeper meaning to this? I’m guessing it was translated but it still makes no sense to me...
by Something on 26 Dec 2019
Good for a laugh (1).
I am being nice!.
by James S. on 26 Dec 2019