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Haircut by School grey shorts

The family went to pairs for the summer holidays, myself and mum and dad. My name is John I am of average build, tan complication, blue eyes. I forgot to get my hair cut before we went on holiday, I can get it cut in pairs.

Dad's friend said we could have his apartment for the summer and what a place, " John I found a barber that's around the corner from here" said dad " how far dad" I replied " five minutes walk John" mum walked into my room " let's go".

Mum and I approached the barber shop and went in " my son needs a hair cut" the barber looked at me " yes he does" I sat down on the barber chair, before mum said a word to the barber he was cutting away at my hair. It got shorter and shorter, the barber used clippers, razor then he was finished I looked up at my hair could not believe what I saw " what did you do too my hair" mum was not happy at what she saw " I cut your son's hair as you asked" I looked at him " it's very short really short" all the boys in pairs have this hair cut " i got off the chair" you cut my son's hair too short, John go outside and wait for me".

Mum came out from the barbers " the man is old John lers for get it"

Comments
This was really interesting : the narrator was John and did not become Juanita, nor did he/she become a 3 year old.
That's really an achievement for you, School grey shorts.

I sincerely regret the laughs of incredulity your stories cans provoke.

by thadeusz on 14 Jan 2024
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much hate for a single story of series of stories before on this site........ and the crap �'� still be allowed to stay.
The admins are really dedicated to freedom of speech here.
by ... on 30 May 2020
I normally stay out of these spats - not my field of concern. However, I think it is time for us to put aside the differences regardless of how we perceive the stories submitted by grey shorts. As well, grey shorts needs to cease his side of the antics. It is this type of mess that has taken down the previous Haircut Site stories and webpages; it was a disaster for our haircut community. I, for one, would hate to see this happen again. If you do not like his stories, scroll on by and find the next story on the list the piques your interest.
by Gator on 28 May 2020
No, Im not going for the excuse that you purposely wrote at an illiterate level just to piss people off. No, that would take thought and the ability to be literate. I think you are a dropout with limited education. These stories are the best you can do, that's sad.
by M DeMarlo on 28 May 2020
It's really unfortunate because I dug the concept of your past stories involving time travel even when they were completely unreadable and gibberish.
It's really annoying though how you waste people's time on this site by creating something possibly interesting before letting us down when its either five paragraphs of utter nonsense or a couple of sentences of utter nonsense. The fact that you can't take even the slightest bit of criticism is really annoying as well.
by Anthony on 28 May 2020
I wrote like this to piss people off, to get comments and it worked.

See you.
by Anon on 28 May 2020
Like you storybuilder waste of space
by Anon on 28 May 2020
Hey anon, if you can't take the criticism, write your crap and email it to yourself. It's just wasting space over here.
by Storybuilder on 27 May 2020
Storybuilder you talk a lot from your ass.
by Anon on 27 May 2020
Here, I can do as good a story as "School grey shorts."

I went to a barber. I got a haircut. My hair was shorter than before I got in the chair.

End of story.
by Storybuilder on 25 May 2020
Take a look at my current story see how to build a story
by Bald K on 24 May 2020
Saw the comments and up yours.
by Anon on 24 May 2020
You almost wonder if this bozo is a troll who's posting this trash simply to get a rise out of everyone. It might be best to ignore him and maybe he;ll go away.
by Brykreem on 24 May 2020
Not the best story on here Moree like a Diary entry than a story
by Mel K on 24 May 2020
pointless rubbish
by Bald K on 24 May 2020
Are you on drugs, self medicating, drinking or something? This makes no sense at all!! Why do you post this stuff?
by M DeMarlo on 24 May 2020
Well, you've found a direction--every new story is dumber and less relevant than the last one. Why don't you quit wasting the space on this site with this garbage and take up collecting stamps or something?
by KlipGard on 24 May 2020
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by Mike on 24 May 2020
What or where is pairs?
by travellin man on 23 May 2020