Confused and headshave by Ronny

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Kal raat maine sapna dekha jisme main ek andhere room main baita hu aur mere aas paas baal pade the aur main pura takla tha.l, tabhi andhere main se ek haat aaya aur mere takle ko rub karne laga. Ye sab kuch time tak chala aur phir meri aakh khuli. Utne ke baad bahut ajib feel hua. Jab subha hui to maine mom se kaha "haircut ke ja raha hu" meri mom kitchen se bahair aai aur boli "haircut? Achanak se?" Tab maine reply diya " haan, kahi dino se soch raha tha haircut karwalu. Aaj subha subha kaata hu, saloon khali hoga to jaldi se karwa lunga". Mom boli " thik hai jaao". Maine ghar se nikal aur saloon ke taraf chalne laga, chalte chalte baar baar muje mere takla hua ser dikraha tha. Aur kuch hi time main maine saloon pahuchgaya. Saloon khali tha as expected. Nai ne kaha aaye bhait jaaye. Maine jake chair per baith gaya. Phir nai ne pucha "kya karu?" Maine Abhi bhi confused tha per bolo " haircut kardo". Ye sunker nai ne drawer se Cape nikala aur mere body ke upar baand diya. Phir drawer se comb, sicesser aur ustra nikala. Ustra dekhte hi raat se sapne ke sare visual same aane lage. Maine mere takle ke bare main soch raha tha tab nai ne mere ser per ani sprey karne laga aur ser gila hua to usne scissor utahi aur palta tab maine jaldi se bolpada " ruko, ek kaam karo, haircut nahi pura takla kardo" nai rukgaya aur bola " takla kardu?" Maine reply diya " haan, kardo pura takla". Ye sunker nai sicessor rakdi aur ustra uthaya. Usne blade change ke Ur mere peeche aaya aur ser ko comb kare laga. Pataa nahi per takla kerne ke liye comb kyu per kya farak padta hai. At the end to takla hi kar karega. Pher usne mere ser per haat per haat rakha aur thoda neche jhukaya. Usne ustra mere ser ke center main rakha aur shave karna suru kiya. Main kuch dekh nahi paya per ser ke baal shave hone se aawaz sun pa raha tha. Jaha jaha per usne ustra ghumaya wo part main feel kar pa raha tha. Wo dheere dheere phler center se aur phir side se muje takla kar raha tha. Jab mere ser peche se takla hogaya. To right side main aaya aur crown part se shave karne laga. Maine dekh raha tha mirror mere baal shave hoke zamin per gir rahe the aur mere takla dekh raha tha. Jab right se hua to wow left main aaya phir se repeat kiya. Ab main back left aur right se takla ho chuka tha per Abhi tak samaj nahi aaya ke maine ye kyu kiya. Per nai ne mere ser neche jhuka aur peeche se saamne ke taraf ustra ghumane laga. Mere baal mere samne gir rahe the aur mera takla dekh raha tha. Use ek badi de line shave ker di mere ser per. Per usne phir center main ustra rakha aur samne ki aur shave karne laga. Kuch hi time main maine pura takla ho chuka tha. Main cape se haat nikala aur ser per ghumaya tab feel kiya center main thode baal hai, tab main nai se kaha " are ye kya hai? Takla per baal kyu hai?" Tab nai bola " choti hai, isko phi nikla du?" Maine kaha " haan, pura safachat karo takle ko" nai ne ye hi kiya. Ustre se choti nikale aur ser pani spray karne laga. Phir usne samne se peche ki aur ustra ghumaya takle ko aur bhi smooth karne laga. Use tarha se niche se uper ki taraf ustra ghumaya takle ko aur bhi smooth karne ke liye. Ab mere takla ek dum saaf ho chuka tha mere check kiya aur accha feel hua. Nai ne kaha aur kuch " maine kaha oil se message kasakte hai kya takle per?" Usne kaha " kyu nahi. Oil massage takle ser per kahi accha hota hai, aap ka ser ekdum chikna hai. Oil lagane ke baad shine krega" maine kaha " phir kardo oil massage". Nai ne oil ki bottle nikali aur mere ser per oil dala. Mere takla bhaut chikna tha to oil jaldi se bhene laga per nai nahi usko sambhal liya. Phir nai ne mere takla ko kafi der tak acche se massage kiya phir cape khol diya aur bola " kya main aapke takle ka pic lesakta hu mere saloon ke haircut chart ke liye?" Maine kaha "takla ki pic hairstyle main" tab nai bola " haan, maine haircut ke pic dali hai aur aap ka takla kahi accha dekh raha hai to socha ye bhi daaldu" maine kaha" ok lelo" tab usne mujhe thoda neche jhukne ko kata taki mere takle

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