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AI Story by Julian

AI it's going to be very interesting. I just asked for a haircutstory where I got an unwanted haircut and the AI wrote the following story:

# A Dramatic Haircut

I never thought I'd be in this kind of situation. I had always been proud of my long, flowing hair, and had worn it since I was a child. It was my crowning glory, so to speak, and I never imagined that I would ever have to cut it.

But then the unthinkable happened. I was told that I had to get a short haircut, and it was not something I could ignore. My parents had been called by my school, and it was made clear to them that I had to comply. I was angry and frustrated, but I knew that I had no choice in the matter.

On the day of my haircut, I was filled with dread. I was so scared that I was almost shaking. I had to force myself to go to the barbershop, and I was sure that I was going to regret it. I kept my head down as I waited for my turn, and when the barber called me, I was so nervous that I could hardly speak.

The barber was kind and understanding, but I still couldn't look at him as he snipped away at my hair. I had to close my eyes and try to think of something else as he cut it shorter and shorter. I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes, but I held them back. When the haircut was finally done, I opened my eyes and was surprised to see that it actually looked quite nice.

I was still sad that I had to say goodbye to my long hair, but I had to accept it. After all, I had been forced to get a short haircut and there was nothing I could do about it. I had to make the best of the situation and learn to embrace my new look.

The barber proceeded to take the clippers and buzz my hair into a short, neat crop. He carefully shaped and sculpted my hair, ensuring that the lines were even and that my hair was the same length all around. I felt the bristly texture of my newly-shorn hair, and I was surprised to find that I actually hated the look.

My haircut was a dramatic change from my long locks, but I had to accept it. I was determined to make the best of it, and I was sure that I would eventually learn to love my new look.

Comments
Hmmm. Yes, Manny, it's coherent and to the point but also lacking in detail, humor, and real emotion. I think we're safe... for a while yet, anyway.
by JB on 17 Jan 2023
Manny, you're a true master of the craft, and no matter how good any AI will ever get, they'll never be an ersatz for you! If you knew how much joy and pleasure your beautiful mind and your deep soul have given me over the years, you wouldn't throw in the tower so easily.
by anon on 17 Jan 2023
Julian, the future of AI is indeed very interesting, I do agree with you on that.
Now, Manny, what do you mean no need for human authors? I expected more respect and appreciation for the craft and what it means to be human and why it matters from a contributor like you, respectfully. Not to mention there is actually no coherence and the emotional beat is all over the place. Does the fact that the recording machine exists to play sound of speech or the words someone said on command mean we no longer need to have conversations?
by Zero on 17 Jan 2023
Very coherent and to the point! No more need for human authors.
by Manny on 17 Jan 2023