I Like It Short! by Stogey

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When I get to the barber shop I like to get it cut real short. Most of the barbers I go to oblige me just fine. But the other day I went in a place where the barber didn`t seem to understand what a high and tight was. I figured I`d let him do what he wanted. A high and tight is already good and short so what the hell. I said, `Do what you you like,` and he smiled as though he uncderstood okay.` I figured there was no way he could mess up the short hair I`d come in with. He proceded to apply some kind of gel to the hair I had and then he used what looked like a hairdryer to the geled hair and stubble. The hair turned dark and then it started to fall off my scalp, like leaves in the fall. Before long I was fully balded! But he wasn`t done then. He rubbed in some other kind of gel, which felt real hot like peppers. `Now you are a fulltime baldy,` he said with a smile. I got up from the chair, and paid him his ten dollars, plus a two dollar tip. And god damn, he was right, my hair ain`t grown out since. I am a baldy now, and I like it a whole lot.

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