Mount Rushmore Vacation 2 by David Gordon

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Two days later David's family had left the camp ground. Dad and I got in the car to get stocked upon supplies before we pulled out to our next campsite. We got all the supplies on the list mom had made. I told dad thats it dad lets go, dad said there is one more thing I need thats not on the list.

Dad searched the store till he found what he was looking for. We were standing in front of the home clipper sets. My mouth dropped, Dad we don't need those, i want to grow my hair out again like it was before. Dad said I may not cut your hair as short as David's dad did, but William your hair is never going to be that long again. These clippers will help keep you boys more clean cut than those shaggy mops you had.

It was almost 2 weeks later, when we pulled into Denver, Colorado. We got all settled in and dad called Daniel (David's dad), I heard dad say, ok Daniel we will see you in the morning. The next morning dad got us up early and we took the car, we pulled up in front of a house, on the side of the house was David's family RV. I look at dad, surprise we are visiting David and today is his birthday.

We knocked on the door, and David's mom answered the door, she said Daniel has David on the back porch, go on back there. As we walked onto the back porch, David was sitting in a chair and Daniel was again cutting David's hair. But this time it was even shorter than the last time. Everytime Daniel pushed the clippers across his head there was nothing left after the pass. When Daniel was done he looked at David and said you have been doing good son and this haircut will be your last till you get your back to school haircut at Cip's Barbershop where you will get a H&T crewcut, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Son. David got out of the chair and gave me a hug and then Ryan. Daniel tells David go rinse your head.

Daniel then handed Ryan the broom, here son sweep this up while i get the clippers set up again. Ryan sweeped the hair to the corner of the deck. Daniel then turned around and looked at me, ok William take off your shirt and have a seat, its your turn. I looked at dad and he said go on William. I reluctantly sat in the chair. I looked at the clippers and noticed that the clippers didn't have the long attachment on them like the last time he cut my hair. Sir I said as politely as I could, you forgot the long attachment on the clippers.

Daniel said I didn't forget son. Your present to David and Ryan's present to David for his birthday is that you both are getting the same haircut that he just got. The clippers came alive with no attachment on them. He said, do not resist, Mr. Punishment (Daniel's nikename for his spanking paddle) is just inside the door. He then pushed my head into my chest, He pushed the clippers up the back of my head, David came back on the porch. Soon what hair i had was on the deck of the porch.

When I got up from the chair, Ryan was taking his shirt off and then he sat in the chair. It only took a few more minutes and Daniel was done with Ryan. Daniel handed me the broom and Ryan the dustpan, we immediately sweeped up all the hair. David said follow me i will take you to my shower, he turned on his shower and had me stick my head under the shower head and then he rubbed my head then handed me a toweland did the same thing to Ryan. That will stop the itching from the small hairs. As we stepped back on the porch, Daniel was telling dad that the shearing will keep them till the end of summer. That should give you time to find a good old fashion barbershop that will keep them looking sharp. He then told dad that it was his opinion that the boys should have H&T ⁹ for the school time and buzzcuts ⁹ summer or punishment. He then walked over and said William stand up, i did as he said, he used his hand an turned my head side to side. Then said better yet for William here i recommend a H&T Flattop for the school year. I knew then that dad was not going to let me or Ryan grow our hair long again.

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