I only date men with shaved heads by Snagg

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„I bet you clicked on my profile because you fancy men with extremely short hair or bald heads. Either you are buzzed or shaved yourself, or you long to be.

Shaving my head is the logical consequence of my preference for men with shaved heads. I like men with shaved heads, so I’m shaved myself. If you want to meet me, I expect your hair to be either completely shaved, trimmed to a few millimeters short, or cut in an ultra-short high and tight."

This is what it says in my dating profile.

"I would like to have a beer with a dude with shaved head," ShortHaired1982 writes to me.
"I would like that too," I answer, "but unfortunately you don’t even have a buzz cut, just short hair."
His short hairstyle says: I want to have short hair, but not so short that my mom doesn’t like it.
I suggest that we stop by the barber on the way to the bar.
"I actually always go to the hair salon around the corner," he says.
That’s exactly what you look like, I think.
I send him the barber’s address. "There in 20 minutes."
"But I wanted to take a shower first."
"If you want to go out for a beer with a dude with shaved head, you don’t need to shower first."

20 minutes later I know his name is Stefan and I explain to Erik, the barber, that Stefan needs emergency haircut.
"How should it be cut?"
"The question is more like how it should be shaved."
"What is your profession, Stefan?" asks Erik.
"Stockbroker."
"Bald then!" decides Erik.
Stefan looks shocked.
"My husband is coming back from his business trip tomorrow."
"He’ll love your shaved head!" says Erik, making the clippers whir. He mercilessly shaves Stefan’s gelled mop off. With every tuft of hair that falls to the floor, Stefan relaxes a little more. When he only has a little stubble left on his head, he even smiles.
"Have you started to enjoy the shearing?" I ask.
"I’ve wanted to be bald for so long," Stefan admits.
Erik spreads shaving cream on Stefan’s head and then shaves him clean with the razor.

Later in the bar, Stefan repeatedly strokes his skull.
"That feels so hot!"
"I know."
"I want my husband to shave his head too."

When his husband comes home the next day, Stefan doesn’t hesitate for long.
"Of course he was surprised to see me bald," writes Stefan to me, "and I noticed that the shaved head turned him on. He was so horny, it was easy to push him into the bathroom and shear off his beloved curls."
"Does he regret it?"
"No, he wants us to shave every day from now on."

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