SHAVED SMOOTH. A BIRTHDAY HAIRCUT IN TWO by ANDREW

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FOR A LONG TIME NOW, I HAVE ALWAYS ORDERED A REGULAR SHAVED RECON HAIRCUT, WITH THE HAIR ON TOP OF MY HEAD EXCRUCIATINGLY-SHORT CROPPED TO A NOUGHT POINT FIVE LENGTH. ON THIS OCCASION, I WANTED THE CLIPPERS TO GRIND HARD INTO MY HEAD, AND OPTED FOR 'A SOUTHSIDE FADE' WITH A VERY NARROW, SHAVED 'LANDING STRIP'. YOU COULD EVEN COUNT THE REMAINING BRISTLES, AND THE EFFECT WAS 'SHOW STOPPING'. IT TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY EXCITING VIDEO, AS I THEN ANNOUNCED THAT I COULD NOT ALOOW ANY HAIR TO REMAIN ON MY HEAD, SO THE BARBER THEN TOOK ANY REMAINING STUBBLE RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE, AND LATHERED MY HEAD WITH SHAVING SOAP, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY THOROUGH JOB, WITH THE CUT THROAT RAZOR FIRST GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, THEN, WITH IT. LEAVING MY HEAD LOOKING SHINY AND VERY SMOOTH INDEED. I NOW HAVE DECIDED TO SHAVE ONCE A DAY, BECAUSE OF COMPLIMENTS ABOUT WHAT A NICE SHAPE HEAD THAT I AM NOW PLEASED TO MAINTAIN.
I GO TO THE BARBER EVERY THREE WEEKS,NOW TO GET MY TINY BEARD TRIMMED, AND GET MY HEAD THOROUGLY-SHAVED WITH THE BALDING CLIPPERS WHICH CAN BE EFFECTIVE BY TEARING OUT TINY AMOUNTS OF REMAING STUBBLE ,OUT BY THE ROOTS, FOLLOWED BY A NORELCO CLIPPER FINISH, THEN FOLLOWED BY A SCRAPE WITH THE CUT THROAT RAZOR, WHICH ENSURES A STUNNINGLY VIRILE APPEARANCE

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