He Finally Got What He Deserved by ClipperAddict

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A 100% TRUE STORY!
Michael and I first met over 20 years ago in a haircut fetisher’s chatroom. We hit off straight away as we had so much in common. Professional businessmen, similar age, family situation etc. And, of course an obsession with anything to do with men’s short haircuts, barbering, clippers, major transformations. If you’re reading this, you more than likely know what I mean. He is charming and very handsome. He keeps himself in good shape and has sandy blonde hair. His voice is quite seductive.

We’ve met in person a couple of times over the years when I’ve been traveling near where he lives. Michael has always been the take charge barber, and I have been the recipient of some pretty major buddy barber’s choice transformations courtesy of his Osters 76 clippers, and Mach-3 razor, but those encounters are stories for another time. Despite many attempts at trying to persuade him to trade haircuts he has never succumbed. Holding on to his very regular, very boring businessman’s haircut. A #2 or #3 taper on the sides and back with at least a couple of inches on top.

Last week a message from him popped up on my phone. We hadn’t chatted in about 6 months. As normal, it began with a general inquiry as to how I was doing. We use that as a way to ask each other if we’re free to chat. After responding positively, he texted "I finally got the shearing I deserved." My reaction was immediately felt down below, and I responded." Tell me more. Are you able to talk?". I was desperate to hear firsthand what had happened. Enjoy!

Me: " When did this happen? What did he give you?"
Michael: "Last Friday. He clipper shaved me."
Me: "No way! With your Osters? What blade?"
Michael: "Yes with my Osters. #1 blade."
Me: "Oh WOW! I have to see a pic. You had no idea?"
Michael: "None! He surprised me and he’s younger and fitter than me. I didn’t have time to fend him off."
Me: "Start from the beginning. I want all the details. Where did you meet him?"
Michael: " In Home Depot. We were both looking for the same thing. The minute I saw him I was salivating. Early 40s, in great shape with a week old bald fade, #3 on top. Kinda Travis Kelce like."
Me: "You met a guy in Home Depot and ended up cutting his hair?"
Michael: "I know. I couldn’t help myself. We were just helping each other out, discussing which brand would be better. That kind of stuff, and then I just splurted out ‘Great haircut by the way.’ He just thanked me and we carried on talking about our projects. As we headed to the checkout I said ‘This may seem a bit odd, but I cut hair on the side. It’d be great to give you a haircut if you’re interested.’ He just smiled, and rubbed his hand over the top of his head. ‘Maybe, I’ll think about it." I gave him my phone # and went on our way."
Me: "You met a total stranger in Home Depot and told him you want to give him a haircut? You got to be kidding me?"
Michael: "I know! I can hardly believe it myself. I’ve never done that before."
Me: " I mean, is he single? Is he gay? Is he into haircuts? Did you ask him?"
Michael: " I don’t know. He wasn’t wearing a wedding ring and it turns out he is single. Whether he’s gay or into haircuts I’m not entirely sure. I suspect he is into haircuts."
Me: "This is wild. So he called you?"
Michael: "Yes last week, and I offered to come over and give him a haircut. He gave me his address and we set a time, and next thing you know I’m in his kitchen with him caped up sitting on a chair ready for me to cut his hair."
Me: "OK. So, did you ask him what he wanted? Did you just go for it? What happened?"
Michael: "So I started by freshening up his bald fade taking it a bit higher than his last haircut."
Me: "Was there a mirror?"
Michael: "Only a handheld for him to check when I asked him. I had already decided I was going to take him down to a #2 at least on top. I didn’t ask him. I told him I thought he’d look even better with it a bit shorter on the top. He didn’t object so I ran the 2 over the top. He looked at it and seemed pleased. I told him I just wanted to tidy it up a bit more and switched the 2 to the 1 blade making sure the hair fell behind him. It was awesome. I kept rubbing his head ‘to get rid of the loose hairs’. He seemed to enjoy that. I was definitely enjoying it and a bit concerned he might notice. When he checked out his haircut in the mirror I could tell he was kinda shocked. ‘That’s quite a bit shorter than I expected’. I assured him it looked great. As I took the cape off him he was about to get up and I put my hands on his shoulders and told him a neck and shoulder massage came with the haircut. It felt awkward but once I started, he totally relaxed and seemed to enjoy it. He closed his eyes, and I heard a tiny moan."
Me: "Was he hard?"
Michael: "I couldn’t tell. Anyway, when I was done he stood up and motioned me to sit in the chair. I panicked and told him I didn’t want a haircut. He laughed and said ‘I want to return the favor and give you a massage.’ So I sat in the chair and he started to massage my neck and shoulders. He was really good.
Me: " And you didn’t suspect he had another agenda?"
Michael: " I really didn’t. He was very calm and not demanding me to sit. He sweet-talked me into it."
Me: "Just like you always do to me lol."
Michael: "I guess so lol. So he’s giving me this awesome massage and I close my eyes, and moan a little just like he had. The next thing I know I hear a click and the purring of the Osters. As I open my eyes they run right past me into my hairline and back across the opt of my head."
Me: "Oh F***!"
Michael: "Exactly! I’m staring at him in disbelief. My stomach is in knots and he just stands there grinning and hands me the mirror. I can hardly bring myself to look. I want to throw up when I see the carnage. The bald white reverse mohawk."
Me; "OH MAN! I’m sorry but that is SO HOT! What blade was it? I want to see."
Michael: "No I wasn’t excited. At least not at first. It was the 1 blade, but it looks like zero."
Me: "How long did it take you to figure out there was no turning back? Did you ask him to take the rest?"
Michael: "I knew before I even looked in the mirror. I didn’t get to decide. He pushed me back into the chair and said ‘How did you put it? Mmm. I think this would look better even shorter.’ I was like ‘No, no, not any shorter.’ He laughed. ‘Don’t worry, I’m just going to take it all down to the same length. You really don’t have another option.’ Then he pushed the clippers back across the top of my head either side of the first strip"
Me: "He got that right. This is so AWESOME! You have to send me a pic. I’ve wanted to see you shorn for years. I hope you didn’t expect sympathy. I know you’ve always wanted this just never had the balls to do it. How did you explain it?"
Michael: "I mean, you’re right, but it was such a shock and it doesn’t look good on me."
Me: "I’ll be the decider of that lol. I bet it feels great!"
Michael: "Yeah, I get hard every time I touch it. Lol"
Me: "Every cloud has a silver lining. You’re not going to keep it then?"
Michael: "Definitely not keeping it."
Me: "Did he apologize?"
Michael: "No. He said we should do this again."
Me: "Ooh, I really like this guy. You should."
Michael: "Not happening."
Me: "Until the next time we get together lol"
Michael: "You can dream."
Me: "I am already. I got to tell you I’m proud of you. Having the balls to chat up a guy in Home Depot, and then ending up clipper shaved. That’s just awesome,"
Michael: "I knew you’d like it. I still get a shock when I see myself."
Me: "What did you tell people?"
Michael: "I used your favorite. ‘I lost a bet’."
Me: "Positive reactions?"
Michael: "Mixed. I’m going to send you a pic because I trust you not to share. OK?"
Me: "Sir, yes sir."
The pic arrives and I’m pretty sure it was probably the zero blade not the 1. Michael is essentially bald, and he looks HOT even though you can tell from his expression he doesn’t like the look.
Me: "WOOF! I can see why you’re not totally in love with it, but it is a gazillion times better than your usual boring businessman cut. You should grow out the top a bit and bald fade the sides and back as it grows out. Try different looks rather than just going back to the same old, same old."
Michael: "We’ll see. It really shows my receding hairline. I can’t believe I’m bald."
Me: "Bald and SEXY! Wish I was there to rub it for you."
Michael: "Wish you were too. Then I’d shave you cueball. Lather and razor just to make me feel better."
Me: "We’d both enjoy that!"
Michael: "Can you find a way to get here soon?"
Me: "Tempting. Let me think about it. Hey buddy, I got to get going. Thanks so much for sharing your adventure. I never ever thought I’d see you clipper shaved. I absolutely love it."
Michael: "Thanks, I guess I got what I deserved."
Me: "After all the guys you’ve peeled you’re damn right you did. Enjoy it! Let’s talk again soon. Bye STUD!"
Michael: "Bye. Send me your flight details lol"

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