Mum rings gran by Shaveithigher

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Gladys and Sandra linked arms and walked home at there age it took longer than it used to but 20 mins later they were at Gladys small flat in the sheltered accommodation Sandra lived in the flat above
Cuppa Sandra ? Yeah go on she said
Gladys put the kettle on won’t be a minute
Forgot to say Sandra your hair looks lovely she’s does a lovely set does Jean and the lovely blue rinse goes well with favourite ble cardigan thanx Gladys it does
In all the commotion I forgot to book a perm in for Wednesday I’ll pop in and see Jean said Gladys
The phone started ringing I know who that will be Gladys said
Pass a ciggy San I know who this will be before answering she took 2 long drags
Hello this is Gladys Clark who’s that ?
Hello mum have you seen our Stewart’s hair ?
He said you made him get it cut that short ?
Oh the little fibber put him on the phone
Listen Stewart what have you said to your mum ?
Nothing much just that I bumped into you and you took me to victors
Right then put your mum back on when she says bye mum just say I want to thank gran again for today and I’ll tell you the story I concocted ok
Mum gran wants to speak to you handing his mum the phone
so anyway Kathleen I was coming out the opticians and who do I bump into ?only our Stewart
I said what you doing up here bit out of your way isn’t it
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Well he said my mum was always telling me about uncle Colin’s haircuts and how he always looked up to him
Are you sure mum ? He’s never mentioned it to me ?
Oh yes says it me all the time
Well he said you’d been nagging him to get his hair sorted
So to please you he’d get a cut like our Colin
Ah to please me
Is that what he said ? Yes love
Ah isn’t that sweet
Well anyway he said he was looking for a barbers called victors ?
I remembered old victor who used to cut the boys hair
Itook him there was that okay love ?
Of course mum he was doing it to please me ah my little Stewart well when we went in victori remembered me we had a little catch up
Ihe told me Colin still went to victors
Every 2 weeks apparently to get his flat top fixed
Whatever a flat top is I’ve no idea "
Gladys stubbed out out her fag and lit another one
A flat top said Stewart that’s what I want he said
Can you give him a flat top Victor like our Colin
Well not really his hair is too girlie I mean curly for a flat top
Stewart was crestfallen
No what I mean is it will take a few weeks of trimming and training his hair so Victor got him in the chair shaved him then shaved him some more something called a high and tight every 2 weeks it needs shaping but me and Colin will take him every other Saturday I know you work so Stewart can spend a bit of time with me and Colin
Is that okay love ?
Oh mum thnx this means a lot nearly crying bye mum
Oh hang on mum Colin wants to say thnx again
Hi gran
His gran explained everything
Thnx gran you’re the best see you soon
Stewart looked at his mum tears in her eyes come here Stewart and hugged him that’s the nicest present a son could give his mum getting his long hair cropped just to please her
Thnx love and gave him a big sloppy kiss
Gladys hung the phone up turned to Sandra
Just got to tell our Colin now
Funny enough he is a sissy always preening and I know he shares more than a house with that swimming instructor
The old dears just burst out laughing

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