The Haircut Story Site

Survey! by Mark McKarty

Hey, so this isn't much of a story, but please answer in the comments so I can have good content for future stories Answer as many as you'd like :)

1: If you had long hair, and wanted to go short, but you we're afraid it would look bad you would...

A: Wait until your semester abroad at college, and do it because no one will know you.
B: Buy clippers from a store, and go for it
C: First go for the short sideburn look, and see how you like it, then go progressively shorter each haircut until you like it

2. Would you rather...

A: Shave off all your hair RIGHT now
or
B: have to get a mullet in one year

3.You invest in a clipper set for no reason at all, so you decide to...

A: Take off your sideburns.
B. Give yourself a buzz.
C. Tell a friend that you'll give them a haircut for free
D.Wait and think about it

4. What would be the phrase you would most likely say when you walked into your local barbershop?

A. "The Usual"
B. "Take it all off"
C. "Just a trim"
D. "Surprise me"

5. Your dad gives you money, and the car keys, and demands to go get a haircut. You..

A. Go to the barbershop gladly to get a clean up
B. Tell him you want him to cut barely anything off, but still go
C. Not go, and get grounded by your father

6. You really want to become a barber when you grow up. To practice you..

A. Cut tour own hair
B. Cut your body hair
C. Cut a friends hair
D. Cut a doll or manequins hair

7. You have to get a buzz. The guard you would most likely pick is..

A. 0
B. 1-2
C. 3-4
D. 6-8

8. Do you dream of being a barber?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe

9. Your in the middle of a self cut, and your clippers break.

A. You ask a friend to come over, and buy new clippers to even it out.
B. You attempt to even it out by using scissors
C. You decide to get a razor, and just go bald

10. Would you rather?

A. Not get enough cut off
B. To much cut off

11. What is your favorite part of a haircut

A. The first swipe of the clipper
B. The fading
C. The clean up

12. When is the best time to go from long to short?

A. Ist day of summer
B. Winter break
C. First day of school

13. At what age did you get your first clipper cut?
A. age 1-10
B. Age 11-20
C. Age 21-30
D. 31+

14. When/If you we're to give yourself a haircut, you start with the..

A. Front
B. Back
C. Sides

15. What kind of haircut do you have?

Thanks for doing the survey! If you iked this, please let me know in the comments, and i'll do more!

Comments
I feel like questions 2 and 9 hold some really great story potential.
by Kyle on 26 Dec 2019
I feel like questions 2 and 9 hold some really great story potential.
by Kyle on 26 Dec 2019
1A
2A
3C
4A
5C
6C
7A
8C
9A
10B
11A
12A
13B
14A
15 regular cut
by Jack on 31 Dec 2016
1A, 2A, 3B, 4B, 5B, 6C, 7A, 8A, 9A, 10B, 11A, 12A, 13B, 14A, 15 summer no guard buzzcut
by Georg on 07 Aug 2016
1A, 2A, 3A/C, 4A, 5A, 6A, 7B, 8C, 9A, 10B, 11A, 12A, 13A, 14C, 15 #3Buzzcut
by Anonymous on 29 Apr 2016
1 A, 2 A, 3 C, 4 B, 5 C, 6 C, 7 A, 8 A, 9 A, 10 B, 11 A, 12 A, 13 B, 14 A, 15 long hair and ponytail now, But I am going to have it buzzed 000 in summer. During college (during academic year I gt any haircuts), in summer, it was kind of custom, that I was getting clipped to the skin.
by Rick on 11 Mar 2016
1. A
2. B
3. D
4. B (I almost always tell them to shave/buzz it off, but I chicken out every time�)
5. B
6. A
7. B
8. B
9. B
10. A
11. A
12. A
13. A
14. C
15. undercut, 2 inches on top and buzzed on the sides. But I'd love to get #0 buzz :D
by MDE on 11 Feb 2016
1.C 2.A 3.B.4.5.A 6.A 7.A 8.C 9.C 10.C 11.A 12.A 13.C 14.A 15.Its super long,black,down past my knees, when i wear a dress, my hair is longer than the dress, even when I wear a high thick ponytail(btw i am a guy)
by deezhair34 on 08 Jan 2016
1. B, 2. A, 3. B, 4. B, 5. A, 6. A, 7. A or B, 8. B, 9. C, 10. B, 11. A,12. A, 13. B, 14. A,15. a #1 buzz/burr and maybe soon smooth
by Anon on 06 Jan 2016
1.A
2.A
3. B
4.A
5.A
6.A
7. B
8.C
9.C
10.B
11. A
12. A
13. B
14. A
15. Short back and sides
by Anon on 23 Dec 2015
A
B
D
C
B
D
D
B
A
A
C
A
B
Basic
by Hi on 24 Oct 2014
1. A
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B
6. A
7. C
8. C
9. A
10. A
11. A
12. A
13. B
14. A
15. #2 Buzzcut

by patrick on 28 May 2014
A
A
B
B
A
A
B
B
C
B
A
A
B
A
B
Buzzcut
by Anon on 05 Nov 2013
I've got a pomp right now but want a flattop. I'd like to try to convince one of the guys on my dorm floor to try to give me a flattop. When he botches it, we'll have no choice but reluctantly submit to a #0 butch cut and feel totally ridiculous slinking out of his room back to mine and fretting about my new naked look all night.....
by coiffed on 31 Oct 2013
1. C
2. A
3. D
4. C
5. B
6. A
7. D
8. B
9. B
10. A
11. B
12. B
13. A
14. A
15. pompadour (medium-length on top, short on the
sides)

This questionnaire is really tempting me to buzz/shave
it off lol! I'm a bit scared of possible reactions though.
by anonymous on 30 Oct 2013
1-a 2-b 3-b (probably take of the sideburns then finish it off) 4-b 5-a (you'd have to know my dad) 6-a 7-a 8-b 9-c 10-b 11-a 12-a 13-a 14-b
15 shaved high n tight with 3/8" pad on top.
by cleanshaven on 30 Oct 2013
1-a 2-b 3-b (probably take of the sideburns then finish it off) 4-b 5-a (you'd have to know my dad) 6-a 7-a 8-b 9-c 10-b 11-a 12-a 13-a 14-b
15 shaved high n tight with 3/8" pad on top.
by cleanshaven on 30 Oct 2013
1. A
2. A
3. B
4. C
5. A
6. C
7. C
8. C
9. A
10. A
11. A
12. A
13. B
14. A
15. Sterling Knight/Bieber shag

Yes, make more of these surveys. Make one buzzcut specific!

by Anon. on 29 Oct 2013
C, A, C, A, C, D, B, C, B, A, A, A, A, C, 15. Disconnected
by Anonymous on 29 Oct 2013
1-A
2-A
3-C
4-B
5-A
6-C
7-B
8-C
9-A
10-B
11-A
12-A
13-B
14-A
15-buzzcut

by Cute Boy on 28 Oct 2013
1-A
2-A
3-C
4-B
5-A
6-C
7-B
8-C
9-C
10-B
11-A
12-A
13-B
14-B
15-military cut
by Andrew on 28 Oct 2013
1-A
2-A
3-C
4-B
5-A
6-C
7-B
8-C
9-C
10-B
11-A
12-A
13-B
14-B
15-military cut
by Andrew on 28 Oct 2013
1. A
2. B
3. C
4. B
5. A
6. C
7. B
8. B
9. A
10. B
11. C
12. C
13. B
14. B
15. Longish now, cutting it short soon
by anonymous on 28 Oct 2013
1-A
2-B
3-B
4-B
5-A
6-c
7-c
8-A
9-A
10-B
11-A
12-A
13-A
14-A
15-buzzcut
by Anon on 28 Oct 2013
1-A
2-B
3-B
4-B
5-A
6-c
7-c
8-A
9-A
10-B
11-A
12-A
13-A
14-A
15-buzzcut
by Anon on 28 Oct 2013
1 A; 2 A; 3 B; 4 A; 5 A; 6 C; 7 B; 8 A; 9 A; 10 B; 11 B; 12 C; 13 A; 14 C; 15 Buzzcut
by Andy on 28 Oct 2013
A, A, B, B, A, A, A-B, C, C, B, A, A, A, A, Buzzcut
by Anonymous on 27 Oct 2013
1-A
2-A
3-B
4-C
5-A
6-A
7-A
8-C
9-C
10-C
11-A
12-A
13-B
14-A
15- long and Shaggy at the moment
by anonymous on 27 Oct 2013
1. A 2. B 3.C 4.C 5.B 6. B 7.C 8. C 9.A 10.A 11.A 12.A 13.B 14. C 15. Long buzz cut
by Anon on 27 Oct 2013