Unwanted Buzz Cut For Vacation by Louis

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Finally my wife and I will be leaving for a two month vacation. we have been planning this for a year now. We bought a Winnebago and decided to take an extended vacation, we are both in our late fifties and this is the time to do it. We live in Naples Florida and we decided we would go though all the southern states to California and return going though many of the northern states. This is a trip we have talked about doing for years and glad that we are now able to do it.

We spend the last two weeks shopping and get supplies we felt we wanted for the trip and also some new clothes. I have gained a little weight was truly in need of some new things. She said since its summertime and hot I really needed some new shorts and light weight shirts, I did let her pick everything out for me, she even bought me new Fruit of the Loom briefs for the trip. My wife did enjoy getting everything ready for this trip, and I just let her do whatever she felt needed to be done.

It was Saturday already and we would be leaving very early Sunday morning like around 3am. My wife told be in the morning to try to get things loaded early and that we would have a early dinner and really wanted me in bed early so I would be well rested to drive. It was round 7am and already hot out, I decided since it was hot and no one could see up our driveway I would just work in my briefs, my wife did agree with me and said it was fine. She said maybe I should break in the new sneakers she bought for me, so put on a pair of white socks and the sneakers. When she saw me, dressed like that she told me I looked so cute. She was finishing a few things in the house that needed to be done. She told she had a hairdresser appointment at 10:00am, she wanted it cut and was getting a perm, she said would be easier to care for. She did tell me not forget I also had to get to the barbershop, which I had put off for a few weeks so I could get it cut right before our trip. My last hair cut had to be maybe 10 weeks now and really was over grown, I have black grey hair and is on the thick side. I told not to worry I would go. After she had her hair done she said she was meeting two of her lady friends for lunch and would be home late afternoon. I thought to myself great I can get the Winnebago packed with her gone and not telling me what to do.

As I was working my wife came out to say she was now leaving, she told me do not forget to go see the barber and told I would not. He is an older man and only works till around 3pm on Saturdays, I told her I planned on going around 1pm, she said ok don't forget. I gave her a kiss and told her to have a good time. Maybe after about an hour or so after she left the phone rang and was a friend of mine who said he wanted to stop by and say goodbye, I told sure. I went back to working and about 1/2 hour later he pulled up. I had even forgotten I was just in my briefs, but felt what the hell he is a guy and he as even seen me nude a few times. We went out back to sit on the patio by the pool. We had started talking and made us some lunch and had a few beers also. It was around 12:45pm when he left and thought I would packed a few more things, before I would shower and head for my haircut, it was only like maybe a 10 minute ride. I worked a little longer than I thought I would and it was now 1:30pm. I decided a better stop and get ready to go. When I walked into the house the phone was ringing and it was another friend of mine, we started talking for awhile and I did lose track of time, now it is round 2:20pm. I thought I really better get my rear end moving, and the phone rang again. I thought maybe I should not answer it and just go get ready, but it was my wife's sister so I did answer it. She and her husband live in Texas and we would be stopping to see them. She is a really talker and was going on and on and did not want to cut her off, and then her husband got on the phone. I looked at the clock and it was 2:55pm, and thought I will never make it. Finally we hung up and I called the barbershop and got a recording saying, he was closing at 2pm today he and his wife had to go out of town. I was like great now what, thought maybe I could find another barbershop maybe. I did know of one other one and looked the phone number up but they were closed also for remolding.

As I was looking for another one I heard my wife pull up. I thought great now I will have to listen to her nagging about me not going to get a haircut. She walked into the kitchen, and looked at me and said, "Lou, you never went for your haircut", I told her I just lost track of time and he was already closed and was trying to find another one. While we were talking the phone rang and it was our neighbor, they were an older couple and were going check on our house while we were gone and was going to come over for the key and last minute instructions. My wife told him yes he could come over now. I told my wife on Monday as we are traveling I would stop at the first barbershop we saw. She said will I guess that is what you will need to do. I told her there was just a few more things to pack so will finish that, and she said fine. Again not even thinking I was just in my briefs I saw George walking up the driveway. I stepped out of the Winnebago and said hello, told him sorry I was just in my underwear but have been working like this because its cooler, and he said that is fine not to worry.

My wife came out and we stood there talking for awhile, then she told him she was upset with me because I did not go and get my haircut and I really needed one, he looked at me and said, "yes you really could use one." He said I have hair clippers at home and he would go them and give me a haircut. I said, "no that was ok, don't want to take your time up and I would get one Monday." He looked at us and said no I will love to do it for you. My wife said that is very kind of you and said thank you so much. He left to go get the clippers and told my wife I really did not want him to cut my hair, he is in his 80's and who knows what I will end up with. She told me it was sweet of him to offer and it is no big deal. We kind of went back and forth on this, till I saw walking back up the driveway. He, said, "ok young man why don't we go out back on the patio". I said ok, but I would go but a pair of shorts on, He told why just stay in your briefs that is fine. So the three of us went out back. My wife got this set up for him and brought a towel for me to put over my shoulder's. I told him I did not want it too short, and my wife said, "yes you should go short we will be gone for two months, George rubbed my head and he said he though my wife was right. I sat there very nervous as he was getting ready. He turned the clippers on and I could hear them buzzing and he said goo they are still working, he said he had not used them in a while. He was telling us how he used to buzz his sons head when it got real hot. I said your son is now in his 40's, he said when he comes to visit him and his wife he still does buzz him down. So my wife said, "do you think Lou would look good in a buzz cut." I said I really did not want a buzz, and George said he thought it would be a great haircut for your trip. I thought to myself why didn't I get to the dam barber on time. Then I heard George tell my wife, ok a buzz cut it will be.

I could hear the buzzing of clippers again and George saying ok here we go. I left the cold metal at the back of my head and being pushed up to the crown of my head, and he did this a few times. George said to my wife this will be real close because he did not put a blade guard on, and was using just the bare clippers. My wife went behind me to look and said that's ok it will be fine for him. George went back to work and I could massive amounts of hair falling off. He finished the back of my head and it did feel very cool, he then did the left side and then moved to the right side. I was thinking to myself I am going to look bald by the time he is done with this haircut. Then I felt the clippers at my forehead and he pushed them straight back, I think he did this maybe like five times. My head was really feeling cool now, he than just ran the clippers all over my head a few time again. He turned the clippers off and asked my wife how she liked it. she came over and rubbed my head, saying she loved it and thought I looked great. I then took my hand and rubbed my head, I was like oh god I am bald just felt a little stubble. My wife went in and came back out with a hand held mirror, I thought do I really want to look, but I did. I was right I was buzzed down to just stubble, as I was rubbing it George said to my wife, "when you get back home I will come over and give him another one." My wife said that will be great, I love him like this.

My wife told me, why not just take my briefs off out here so I do not get hair all over and I could just shower in the outside shower, I said that would be ok. So I took my briefs and socks and sneakers off and went under the shower waiting for Carol to bring me out soap and a towel. There I was naked under the shower and George walked back out, he had forgotten the clipper case. Carol came back out and said, "oh George you are back, how would you like a nice glass of cold lemonade." He said sure, so they both sat there while I was showering. Carol walked over by me and told me its no big deal he is a man. She then whispered in my ear that we would have some wild sex in bed tonight as she was rubbing my head. I would feel myself getting semi hard and just turned away from George so he could not see.

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